bromosexualize
trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay s-xual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:
whoa… like cm’on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your -sses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that’s like way past time to –oh wait ‘just bromos-xualize it’, yea’k, dudes, haha.
the act of hiding a secret gay s-xual relationship with another guy by pretending to be straight as much as possible while in public
two guys shaving from midway their thighs upward but forgetting that they did, then wearing shorts in public with the completely visible shave lines and inviting you to a party: nah dudes, gonna p-ss on the party invite, my girl and i are not into that whole bromos-xualized thing, nice try, though, lol.
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