Brompton


to have s-x unwillingly. to be raped.
i was brompton’d. i didn’t like it!
a british folding bike with the ability to make the rider look like a total bell-end regardless of s-x, stature, dress, ethnicity, intelligence or any other factor.
look at the gimp on the wee, folding bike. what a brompton!
an abnormally sized defecation. the size of the defecation may be relative to your own size and stature. it is either: (a) a defecation that hurts your -n-s, making it feel as if a tear has bolted its way up your r-ct-m; or, for the more adventurous at heart, those sticklers for authenticity and bragging rights–(b) a defecation that pokes it’s head through the surface of your toilet water and stares right back at you.
why my oh-my, my -ss is on three sorts of fire; i must have dropped a brompton! (looking at the beast below him or her) well, i say, there’s its head and neck craning from the depths of my toilet water–it must be a brompton! i shall call my friends and let them know of this discovery!

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