bronado alley
a high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, vip areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. it should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. if possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.
-see also: bronado, bronado shelter
it’s generally a bad idea to p-ss through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. i must’ve seen at least 5 bronados the last time i ventured into that bar.
#bro #bronado #bronadoshelter #douche #douchebag #dbag #brobag #tornado
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