bronado shelter
designated bronado-free safe havens. examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops
unlike tornado shelters, there’s no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could’ve been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
#bro #bronado #bronado alley #douche #douchebag #dbag #brobag #tornado #fratboys
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