broning
the act of two heteros-xual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. the sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to s-xual intercourse.
past tense:broned
1. after a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of b-lls, and started broning chris.
2. instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect p-n-s into adi was the best way to explain broning!!
spending a lazy morning with your guy friends (bros) usually after a wild, late, and eventful night.
after that crazy party, my friends and i spend our broning hungover, lying on the couch talking about all the p-ssy we got the night before.
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