bronohomomance
a bromance, or a strong heteros-xual connection between two males, where it is especially implied that no h-m-s-xual feelings or affections exist. a bronoh-m-mance is questioned particularly when one of the two affiliates says or does something that is inadvertently g-y. most broh-m-mances secretly entail g-y s-x.
affiliates in a bronoh-m-mance use the phrase no h-m- often in order to avoid rumors of h-m-s-xuality
tom: hey grant, you and jon sure are obsessed with one another. are you two g-y for each other?
grant: no, dude. i’ve been over this a dozen times. jon and i love each other like brothers.
tom: i can see that. it’s just that you both tend to say “no h-m-” after everything. if you want to come out, just come out, we’ll accept-
grant: dude, it’s just a bronoh-m-mance. chill out
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