brony friendzoni
a fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. he is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. he also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, femin-z-) are all b-tches and need to shut the h-ll up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: p-ssbaby
person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
person 1: stop oppressing meeeee!!
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