bronytail
a ponytail sported by a bro. can be found on a bro who is drunk and belligerent on the streets, singing cypress hill’s “hits from the bong”.
dude a: check out the bronytail on that bro!
dude b: which bro?
dude a: the one singing cypress hill’s “hits from the bong”!
3 more definitions
a makeshift pony tail composed from a result of unkempt neck hairs. a reverse neck beard.
woman 1: did you see the wild neck hairs on that guy?
woman 2: yeah, that dude was sporting a full on bronytail.
the fear of male ponytails.
“i can’t tell but does that guy have a bronytail?…look now he just turned around!” “ewww yes he does”
a pony tail made from the lower back hair of a brony.
stephan braided his brony tail before going to the new club, the purple dragon.
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