Brooke Nixon
a completely heartless creature who uses men for money and a place to stay. a pathetic drunk that surrounds herself with the coolest of cool to create a distraction that hides her fakeness and stupidity. this women will suck you dry and step all over your heart an toss you in the trash like a used condom.
the b-tch pulled a total brooke nixon
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