Brookestone


a place at the mall with cool sh-t. rc toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing m-ssage chairs. also, a dealer of vibrators and d-ld-s for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a s-x shop and buy a real d-ld-, or live too far away.

aka, that place at the mall with the big m-ssage chairs.
we went to the mall and just sat in the m-ssage chairs for half an hour.

sarah mch-rny went to brookestone to get a vibrator to m-st-rb-t- with.

they got cool sh-t there!

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