Brooklyn Assault Rifle
a winchester model 1894 .30-30 rifle. this definition was created by the late colonel jeff cooper.
pansy -ss liberals wring their hands and whine about “-ssault rifles,” which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the crips, the bloods, and the pachucos. a pansy -ss liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an -ssault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. to keep from getting their pansy -sses kicked, many liberals say they don’t want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. virtually all of those liberals will agree that a winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. so there you have it: a wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting crips, bloods, and pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. this is the brooklyn -ssault rifle. get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy -ss liberals.
semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a brooklyn -ssault rifle. but your .30-30 is far more accurate. with practice, you can shoot a winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
you’ll be able to keep your brooklyn -ssault rifle after president o’bama, the irish jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when pachucos invade your home.
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