Brooklyn bump


– noun: a parking technique involving pulling a vehicle forward and back into nearby cars to force one’s way into an overly narrow parking spot.

– verb: to utilize the booklyn b-mp in order to force a vehicle into a narrow parking sp-ce.
– noun: “my friend used the brooklyn b-mp to get his suv into a parking spot barely suited for a compact sedan.”

– verb: “i brooklyn b-mped my way into a narrow spot right in front of the theater.”

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