Broom
broom(n): long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. not too difficult to understand, eh?
“get a broom, sweep this floor.”
to get rid of something
do what you need to her, then broom her
one who is about to be married or has just been married at a same-s-x wedding. comes from combining “bride” and “groom”.
with his mother planning every detail of his wedding to steve, john only had to show up and kiss his broom.
a big, hairy evil thing
brooms think that they are soooo much better then mops but they are nottttttt
at alll!!!!!!!!!
it is also a term used to insult other people:)
madeleine steals jemmas cookie
jemma- “madeleine your a broom”
1.to go to the bathroom
dude i got to go to the b-room
good for hitting people with. one of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.
she smacked the rat with a broom
brooms is a name used instead of shrooms when your talking about the hallucinogenic drug “mushrooms”.
how much can i get a quarter of brooms for “stoney”?
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