Broomitis
the act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.
person 1: i’m not really a man, i’m a woman
surprised spouse: you’re a “wumun”?
person 1: i’m not really a woman, i’m a horse
surprised spouse: you’re a horse?
person 1: i’m not really a horse i’m a broom….
-broom tips over-
d-mn, that broomitis is serious.
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