broomstickjockey
one who sticks broomsticks in their -ss for amus-m-nt
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their -n-s
vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.
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