broskie
term used by the coolest male group of friends in any community, school, environment etc. it is referred to as a t-tle for those lucky enough to be considered a broskie. a broskie is closer than a bro.
wanna go to a hockey game tonight broskie?
broskie! i called shotgun before him.
lets have a broskies’ night out.
a name given to a good friend. usually used with ska people.
w-ssup broskie
the definition of s-xy/ hot/ slammin/ smokin/ bangin/ dreamy/ perfect hair.
b-roskie as in broskie him self.
men who run in ‘packs’ with other broskies, especially at work & ‘out on the town’.
a broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
broskie packs often employ a ‘bro-hoe’, typically the alpha broskie’s girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate ‘gap model’ beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
as their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the alpha . being s-xually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their h-m-erotic clique structure.
“whoah, it must be ‘salmon-color shirt day’ for the broskies”
“uh oh, looks like the alpha broskie forgot to take his no-xplod this morning!”
“looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club”
a group of 3 or more -ss holes who think they are bros. do everything just to be cool, and are f-cking pr-cks to girls, yet people like them.
broskie 1: lets rage boii
broskie 2: f-ck yeah! but first lets tell that girl shes a wh-r- so she’ll suck us.
broskie 1 & 3: yee!
someone who has seven girlfriends and counting, a.k.a. big poppa/ big p. and is a huge fan of motivational posters. a guy who does completely random stuff that is completely hilarious!
woah, that broskie has another girlfriend today!
did you that broskies picture? which one? oh, the banana hamock one.
a f-g or h-m–s-xual guy who loves beer and thinks he is “doing it” when he is not. they also like country music aka red neck music and most likely are on a baseball team. for more information look up gay.
jack- all the guys on the baseball team are broskies.
mike- i know they think they are doing it.
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