brosky

the devils word that shouldn’t be spoken by anyone
“yo what up brosky-”
“language!”
usually a male buddy; accomplice
that was one sick party you threw last week brosky!
noun (bro-skee) – not to be confused with “fratboy”, a brosky is generally identified by any number of distinguishable characteristics: popped collar, jeans costing over 100 dollars, affinity for listening to music generally -ssociated with those outside of their phenotype and a propensity to drink m-ssive amounts of alcohol and carry on lengthy conversations about the female gender. a high propensity for mirror-flexing, hair gel usage and incessent pubic hair tr-mm-ng. a brosky can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.
flower girl: yesterday i was setting up my aids awareness booth and some drunken brosky ran by and stole all the condoms i was giving out.
name to address people or friends by. also, a synonym for ‘dude’ or someone you would call ‘bro’.
friend#1: hey dude !
friend#2: what’s up my brosky?!
a form of brumsky, where one place their face between a mans t-st-cl-s, moves head back and forth quickly and mumbles. broooooosky
while ted was sleeping, sarah decided to give him a brosky to wake him up.
a group of really really close guy friends. typically in the range of 7th-12th grade. they are the most popular boys at the school, and usually have two really close female friends. broskette. the alpha is usually tall, really nice, really attractive, and really funny. there is also typically a short, chubby, spazzy one that the rest of the group likes to poke fun at. then there’s the slightly shy, adorable one, who is really fun and outgoing if you get to know him. and last but not least, there’s always the seemingly innocent, but dirty minded one. everyone wants to know/be friends with this group. they usually sit at their own special table, with their broskettes. one broskette is usually short, and very pretty, but shy, while the other is tall, and funny, with a fantastic personality.
new kid: hey, man, those guys look pretty cool.
danny: naw man, you can’t hang with them. they’re the broskies.
new kid: oh, well who are those girls?
danny: oh, lily and stella? they’re the broskettes.
new kid: and who’s the tall one?
danny: that’s the alpha broskie, matthew.
new kid: and the short one?
danny: that’s ethan.
new kid: how about that one?
danny: oh, that’s wyatt. he’s really cool, if you get to know him.
new kid: and him?
danny: that’s joe. his dirty jokes are the best!
new kid: wow, they seem pretty cool.
danny: yeah, man. they’ve got swag.
a term commonly referring to a jewish friend of yours in a positive way.
big d: yo wats up brosky?
jewish friend: not much you?

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