Brostitute
men who engage in non-s-xual relationships with other men for money.
from the doc-mentary brost-tute with tim roth
this doc-mentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brost-tution and brost-tutes. this film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-s-xual love for profit.
i’m new in this town and i have this huge plasma tv to watch the ‘big game,’ but i don’t know anyone yet. i don’t want to watch it alone so i hired a brost-tute or two to come over and just ‘hang.’
see funnyordie.com/m/4526
a freind who says “i’ll be your best freind if…” alot. he is b-ssically selling his freindship for money.
garrett: i’ll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
brandon: you sir, are a brost-tute.
a friend for hire.
guy is a brost-tute.
when a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a s-xual thing but there are exceptions…
tim: bro help me out i didn’t study for the biology midterm and you already took it!
bob: i dont know…..
tim: waves a wad of 1’s
bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..
joe: what a brost-tute.
brost-tute: acting as a “bro” at any time or at any request. this is the most loyal form of being a bro.
guy1: hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? i wanna impress a chick.
guy2: it’s almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
guy1: that double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
guy2: dang, that’s a bit away, but don’t worry..i got this.
guy2 is an example of a brost-tute.
a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.
ken: “i heard jake is a brost-tute.”
john: “yeah, i know, he’s got great coupons.”
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