Brotein
the sticky white hot cocunut man pee that you shake from your bro’s veiny tree of love and ingest as a hearty supplement to your daily calorie allowance.
i love the taste of gary’s brotein, it gets me real pumped and is an essential ingredient in a bromance.
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a protein supplement taken by football plays to dramatically increase chest size, add s-x appeal, and look like total d-cks to the cross country team.
(football voice) “dude p-ss some brotein, i haven’t hade my 150 grams yet, im slacking.”
“have you atleast had some creatine?!”
“no.”
“holy sh-t, here have my muscle milk.”
protein from bros, usually the result of man-on-man relations. s-m-n that comes from bromance.
yo, you left some brotein in the soapdish, you’re a foul pig
sources of protein that are integral for bros a.k.a juice heads a.k.a men with ph.ds in “bro-science”. ex. whey protein, grilled chicken, fish etc.
paxton: yo shaq my roommate alban just copped a large tub of gold standard whey protein cookies and creme flavor!
shaq: d-mn son, thats some grade a brotein.
the meal eaten directly following any bro workout. a supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros
a bro stimulate that steps up their game in times of need
dude #1: “yo bro, check out dis chick she’s a 10.”
dude #2: “yeah bro man, you better take some bro-tein before you go up to her”
dude #1: “yes, good thinkin bro”
the protein one gets from swallowing after f-ll-t–. or simply, the protein contained in s-m-n that can be ingested when giving a bl-w j-b.
“hey hon, your hair isn’t looking so shiny, lemme give you some brotein!” (high fives any surrounding buddies)
a word used to describe a scenario where one bro helps another bro mix a protein shake in which the other bro otherwise could not mix himself
two bro’s are racing down the highway at 120 km/h… windows down. the bro driving asks the other bro to mix him some pro and the bro sitting shotgun generously obliges, concerned that his bro may be becoming catabolic. the two bro’s share a brotein moment in which they each dummy at least a 30g serving of protein
the powder supplement that is taken to increase muscle size, decrease p-n-s size, and make you an instant douchebag.
little timmy cant hit the gym and get his swell on without his brotein!
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