BROTHA TROLL
a white mid-30’s to mid-40’s female who’s way into black men.this chik may be married or divorced.she’s at least upper middle
cl-ss.she’s looking at her comfortable/accomplished life and asking herself:”what have’nt i done?” the answer comes in the form of a dark,ripped personal trainer at her local gym-for starters.she wants to sample the soul pole. brothas take note:treat this trick just like you treat your chicken heads.that is… minimal public exposure(if any) and gut crunching mandingo s-x.remember-when she was 22,tight,and really really f-ckable,you and your ilk were’nt even on the menu.if her daughter is street legal…turn two.spend.no. money!
jeanette the real estate broker:”i have’nt seen you in morning yoga lately…but you’re looking incredibly fit.”
corinne the range rover driving milf:”new cardio program.”
jeanette hisses to kelly as corinne walks away:”she’s such a f-cking brotha troll!
kelly with arched eyebrow…slight smile:”hmmm.”
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