brother
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an -ss. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
my brother is a good guy.
what hulk hogan usually says after a sentence
you betta believe it, brother.
thats right brother.
a guy who is closely related to you, who p-sses you off, be it older or younger. brothers may lurk around your room or even threaten to kill you. many cases have shown that brothers are douchebags.
you: h-llo, brother! how is this fine day?
brother: go f-ck yourself.
you: .. wh- what?
brother: i’m going to slit your throat.
you: no you’re not
brother: im going to motherf-cking kill you!
an annoyiong little sh-t that never seems to go away and kind of smells funny.
my brother is fifteen.
n. comrade. companion. friend. typically used by and to individuals of african american heritage.
a sibling of the male s-x that drives the rest of your family insane by painting the walls with nailpolish or lipstick.
other things they are known for :
-pouring baby powder all over the room and forcing you to clean it up
-blaming you for things that you did not do and getting you in trouble
-ganging up on you and jumping on you
-trying to sufficate you dog
-tend to be very evil
to me, a brother is someone who is violent, bad tempered, and unintelligent.
they will stab you in the back, stab you with a screw-driver, throw heavy metal objects at you, spread false rumours, chase after you with handfulls of knives, and keep a collection of weapons in the house.
my brother beat the cr-p out of me, threatened me with knives, tried to kill me, and then told everyone that i was the one who did all of that to him. what an -sshole!
there was nothing i could do about it.
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