brother trucker
two b double drivers p-ssing in the middle of the night on the biggest island in the world.
“b double semi 2 trailers linked together, awww sorry usa.
australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
channel 27/40 uhf midnight between brisbane/ sydney/ melbourne/ adelaide/ perth/ darwin and all points in between.
“hey brother trucker long time no see.”
” whats that european cr-p you driving there dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?”
“hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving i mean yanks only pull 1 trailer”
” hows the cook and the nippers?”
“they good mate, and yours?”
“yeah they cool”
“your starting to breaking up like a leper on a pogo stick, there’s a grub in the scrub near tabbie mobile 2, shooting north”
“thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking sh-tty”
“thanks brother trucker see you on the turn around”
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