Brothers before significant others
bros before hoes
guy 1: hey i’m about to watch this new episode of skins, is that ok?
guy 2: wtf i told you i wanted to watch that
guy 1: but i really like this girl, and itd be a great new discussion area for us
guy 2: f-ck you man, brothers before significant others
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