Brotip
a protip shared from bro to bro
brotip: take the key on the left.
a legit blog, originally started on tumblr, that creates and posts tips daily for the average bro.
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dude, did you look at brotips yesterday? that tip totally describes my life.
a protip shared with a bro, about being a bro. usually about the same topics that are talked about in the bro code.
guy: “oh man i can’t believe i got that chicks number!!! i think i’m gonna call her”
bro: “brotip: wait at least ninety-six hours hours before calling her. i read it in article 39 of the bro code!”
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