brotosynthesis
the act of maintaining a bro-like persona via the intake of sunlight.- this can be witnessed on beaches and college campuses across the united states. (note: also possible around fires, at dave matthews concerts, etc.) specifically occurs with men ages 18-24, “chill” (see chill) outside in small groups, or “crews”. (note: sungl-sses, vintage tees, sandals, and abercrombie and fitch paraphenalia are key indicators of brotosynthesis.) common, less scientific, synonyms include but are not limited to the following: chillin’, hangin, livin’ the dream.
verb: brotosynthesize
-recent studies indicate that the intake of cheap beer may aid in this process; it has not yet been confirmed.
1. “dude work has sucked lately”
“yeah f-ck my job, too. this weekend we need some brotosynthesis.”
2.”hey gail, why doesn’t matthew mcconaghey ever wear a shirt?”
“well, susan, because he’s engaging in brotosynthesis”
3. “yo break out the natty and meet me at the sh-r-, we’re gonna brotosynthesize.”
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