Brotrimony
a longtime friendship that started off as a bromance but has started to grow stale & repet-tive. either or both parties of the bromance have started to take the other for granted & will -ssume that the other will “always be there” even though you’ve done nothing but go to the movies, ordered food, played videogames or picked on each others faults & insecurities for the last few months. paranoia and jealousy may arise if either party starts courting a new possible match for bromance.
ryan and duncan’s bromance lasted for about 8 years before it turned into a sort of brotrimony. last night the three of us were hanging out and all pat could do was critique duncan’s inability to touch any public doorkn-bs or salt shakers. duncan was later asked me how he could have wasted nearly a decade with him & wondered if i wanted to hang out next tuesday which is typically their game night.
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when two dudes become friends again after having a dudevorce. they realize that their fight over the girl that they did fight over was a total b-tch and so they forget about me, shake hands and become bro’s again. remember..bro before hoes baby. (no h-m-)
dude 1: hey.
dude 2: hi.
dude 1: that girl we fought over was a total b-tch.
dude 2: your right. lets get a brotrimony?
dude 1: definitely. lets go.
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