Brotund


when a group of bros eats a little too much together, drinks a little too much brew, gains a little weight, starts to get little bellies hanging over the edge of their pants, their girlfriends start to complain…
gabe – “yo man, have you been noticing something different about me lately? my girlfriend’s been complaining that i’ve been getting a little too brotund.”

ted – “yeah, you are getting a little gut down there. must be all the pizza and beer we’ve been having at our weekly brodowns.”

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