Brouche
a cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill douche bag and a “bro.” this is generally a guy who thinks he is joe cool himself. he is so far up his own -ss that he can taste brain. said guy usually pops his collar and wears oakley sungl-sses on the back of his head. attends parties so he can yell random ‘party’ words.
guy – “chad ruined the whole f-ckin’ party because he thinks screaming and yelling “party!” every 5 seconds makes it a ‘good time.'”
girl – “i know. my friend had s-x with him when she was drunk last week. she said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen ‘2 cups 1 girl.'”
guy and girl – “what a brouche.”
this is what happens when your bro is being a douche. he becomes a “brouche.”
bro 1: “dude, you just flipped the f-cking pong table over! stop being a brouche!”
bro 2: “sorry bro”
brit + douche = brouche
a british douche
prince william is such a brouche
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