brovaries
what you refer to when you want to kick a guy in the nuts if he is a p-ssy.
jon: check out mike listening to that ricky martin cd
ashlee: you should go kick him in the brovaries
jon: -kicks mike in nuts- see smart car
the most emotionally sensitive parts of any man’s body. these compel him to watch tv shows like animal planet’s puppies vs. babies unironically. they allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.
once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.
dude, that marathon of say yes to the dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!
a t-st-cl-. a ball. a teabag. is found inside a man’s b-llsack.
male equivalent of an ovary.
“ovaries before brovaries”
“i swear this guy has brovaries of steel”
“then i hit him right in the brovary”
male t-st-cl-s. yep.
chicks before d-cks!
well, brovaries before ovaries.
=/
the egg carrying reproductive sacs adjacent to ones mangina
dude, don’t get your brovaries in a bunch
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