Broventure
an adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends (“bros”) that involes masculine activities. an event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. closely related to “stumpjump” and “brocation”
examples of acceptable activities on broventures:
-camping (it’s required that bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-if possible, movies like “blue velvet”, “braveheart”, “300”, and “the hills have eyes”. if movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-“tourettes guy” viewing and quoting
-alcohol consumption w/ drinking games
-fishing
-fire & the burning of random objects
-soccer, football, curling
-fighting
-off-roading
-gay jokes
-any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-bbq
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