Broverb
a simple a concrete saying which expresses a bro truth.
a: i only have three popped collars. the b-tches will not appreciate my swag.
b: it’s not how many popped collars you have, it’s how you use them.
a: thanks, man, you’re like some kind of guru with all your broverbs.
b: fbg$
a saying that is sacred to bros.
broverb example: when your girlfriend gives you head, then she’s filled with deep regret…
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