Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a b-tterface

– when a female has an extremely s-xually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you’re nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having s-x with her.
1: “dude, that chick is such a b-tterface”

2: “yeah, i’d brown bag that sh-t though”
a girl who is too ugly to f-ck but you would f-ck her with a bag over her head
avril lavigne
a brown bag used to put over a b-tter face.
grocery bag
i’d only f-ck the b-tter face is she was brownbagged.
informal lunch meeting in a company, where one person (from any department) volunteers to talk about a specific topic. topic is usually related to the technology, business or market that company is in. attendence is encouraged, but not compulsory. if your boss is going to attend, then to suck up to him/her, you may also want to attend. the brown bag term came up because everyone walks in with their lunch in brown bags, as the comapny does not pay for that lunch. sometimes, sucker employees volunteer to speak at brown bag to show off their knowledge.
hey, today at the brown bag, jim, from tsd department, is going to talk up about nano technology.
copulation with a member of the opposite s-x facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: d-mn dude! check out that -ss!
guy2: -whistles-
-hottie turns around, acne all over-
both in unison: aww…d-mn!
guy1: well, i’d still brown bag her.
guy2: -nods while shaking head-
this phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. in order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the cr-p proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. this rare occurrence is known as the “brown bag”.
-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!
bangin’ body, sure is a shotty, but her face is naughty.
“if you don’t wear a rubber, your sons face will suffer, brown bag a b-tch… brown bag a b-tch” -dingleberry enterprises

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