brown ballerina
when wiping ones -rs- after a particularly sloppy t-rd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
“bl–dy h-ll cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!”
when you are wiping your -ss and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!
“i was wiping my -ss yesterday and got a brown ballerina.”
on the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a brown ballerina. this is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. not nice…but hopefully from now on…a touch more funny
after a night on the guinness and a curry i went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right brown ballerina!
a girl who likes to take it up the -ss, then suck the guys d-ck after he pulls out and she twirls it and slaps it in her face.
boyfriend: yo man, guess what happened last nite?
friend: no way man, you boink her?
boyfriend: no..better…gave her a brown ballerina.
friend: dude…
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