brown balloon
when a man takes a sh-t m-ssive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his t-st-cl-s a brown hue.
“sheesh tom, you’re t-st-cl-s are really discolored, what’s wrong with them?”
“no worries, i just brown ballooned myself.”
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