Brown Breach
when the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.
guy1: did you hear about rob
guy2: no, why what happend?
guy1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths
guy2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/
guy1: nope 🙁
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