Brown capping
when someone tries holding back from p–ping so long, that the end of the t-rd starts coming out of their -ss before they can get to the bathroom.
usually, causes skid marks in one’s underwear…
“d-mn! i am not going jogging again without taking a sh-t first. i was brown capping before i could get pff pf the trail”
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having an emergent need to defecate.
“i’m browncapping so bad i’m going to turtlehead if we don’t find a bathroom soon.”
when all of the body’s energy is devoted to a not-entirely-successful effort at restraining the exit-seeking brown monster.
(chocolate kissing the tighty-whities)
brown capping usually occurs in heavy traffic jams
when someone tries holding back from p–ping so long, that the end of the t-rd starts coming out of their -ss before they can get to the bathroom.
usually, causes skid marks in one’s underwear…
“d-mn! i am not going jogging again without taking a sh-t first. i was brown capping before i could get pff pf the trail”
a synonym for prairie d-gg-ng.
dude, i have to cr-p so bad i’m browncapping!
when you have to take a sh-t so bad that its halfway out of your -sshole
“dude you excuse me for a minute, i’m brown-capping really bad”
“i know u are, i can smell it over here for real”
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