Brown Curtain
a s-xual act. when a man is engaged in s-x in the doggy position, he inserts his p-n-s into her (or his) -n-s and f-cks them until he c-ms. then withdrawing his p-n-s and wiping it on her (or his) new light colored curtains. it usually ends with the other partner freaking the f-ck out.
dude, the b-tch cheated on me, so i pulled a brown curtain on her last night.
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