brown eggs and ham


when a man bends over spreads his -ss cheeks lets a little t-rd out of his -n-s so your b-tt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham – this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the -ss
bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the -ss

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