brown firetruck
the #2 to the term firetrucking’s #1, a brown firetruck is the bowel-voiding version. some people think it’s funny, but it’s really brown and runny.
thank god for the washrooms at mooby’s ’cause i had a serious brown firetruck on the way. that coulda been nasty! o_o!
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