Brown Line Express
1. a fast-moving, no-stops train on the brown line.
2. a gigantic t-rd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. often comes without warning. so called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
aw man. i had a brown line express this morning. i looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
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