Brown Onion Ring


a brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one’s -n-s good enough. a sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the -n-s, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the -n-s.
i just bought new underwear, and now i can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. d-mn, it’s hot outside!

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