Brown Orgasm
when one sits on a toilet and m-st-rb-t-s while also having to take a m-ssive cr-p. you will receive the ultimate -rg-sm
step1. find a toilet
step2. make sure youe have to take a m-ssive dump
step.3 m-st-rb-t- vigorously but don’t release the sh-t yet.
step4. as you are about to j-zz, release you’re sh-t and you’re baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate -rg-sm
hey guess what i did last night
what
i had a brown -rg-sm
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