Brown Panther
a sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.
“dude i heard you struck out with melissa! what happened?”
“well we got back to her place, i was just about to seal the deal when the brown panther struck!”
“oh sh-t!”
the weightlifter was about to win the gold when the brown panther struck!
when mark beddoe shoves his cat up his -ss then sh-ts it out into the garden behind his shrubs.
wow what’s that in the garden love. looks like a brown panther. have you been playing with mittens again?
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