Brown Pants Moment
that split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
groom: “you’ve got the rings yeah?”
best man: …long pause… “errrrrm…hold on…errrrm…” …longer pause… “yes”
groom: “thank f–k, i nearly had a brown pants moment”
best man: “me too”
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