Brown Powers
descriptive of the powers possessed by master illusionist derren brown. the apparent ability to predict and control the behaviour of others using magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. occasionally, and sometimes unexpectedly, we mere mortals can experience fleeting success with our own brown powers.
every-day example:
“i offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succ-mbed to my brown powers, insisting that i have it”
cl-ssic example:
from star wars episode iv: a new hope
stormtrooper: let me see your identification.
obi-wan: (using his brown powers) you don’t need to see his identification.
stormtrooper: we don’t need to see his identification.
obi-wan: these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
stormtrooper: these aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
obi-wan: he can go about his business.
stormtrooper: you can go about your business.
obi-wan: move along.
stormtrooper: move along… move along.
the act of inserting an entire fist into the -n-s of a s-x partner. the arm is extended to full length to look similar to the black power symbol, but it is called brown power as it is inserted into the b-m.
my best move in the sack is definitely the brown power, she was screaming all night
milk chocolate
i love hershey’s brown power bars.
a secret society of brown people in charleston, wv. they stand for all that is brown.
brown allegiance
-i pledge allegiance to brown power
-and the brown power of america
-and to the brown, for which brown stands
-one nation, under brown, brown is invicible
-with liberty and brown justice for all
– written by chris and ira
of as you can commonly hear echoing relentlessly throughout the hills of west virginia-
brown powerrrr!!!
also, this is not racist in any way, shape, or form. anyone who beleives it is, is a /b/tard. we are just showing our appreciation of fossil fuels.
ira- d00d, brown power.
chris- indeed, brown power.
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lee(teacher)- what are you brown kids yelling???? ira come here!!!
-ira looks, shakes his head, walks two steps, looks back-
-lee waves ira to come over-
-ira looks again, and just walks away like a gangster, ignoring lee and showing him who has brown power-
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