brown racing stripes
brown racing stripes occur when:
1. you do not whipe yourself well enough
2. you pinch one off a bit to soon
3. your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your b-tt-crack
that son of a b-tch did’nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.
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