Brown Sound

the brown sound is a very low frequency sound that, when produced and heard by human beings, forces the listener(s) to sh-t their pants relentlessly.
riot control on campus was forced to subdue the fighting students by emitting the brown sound, thus removing all impulse to continue rioting.
the signature sound of eddie van halen.
listen to any early van halen alb-m…when you hear a guitar, you’ll be hearing the brown sound. it’s a guitar sound so incredible it’ll make you sh-t your pants.
the noises accompanying a liquid and/or gaseous bowel movement.
“i’ve been sick all day. i had to use the third floor bathroom at work so no one would hear my brown sounds.”
an amazing brown guitarist who makes sound from his guitar.
(not a wet fart)
dude, that guy played like brownsound!
the most wet, dirty, polluted, and disgusting sound wave ever emitted from the -n-l cavity. usually accompanied by mild excretion and typical repulsiveness.
wow andy, your car m-ffler makes a brown sound.
like “white noise”, brown sound is a level of noise humans can only hear when someone is talking absolute bull sh-t.

it could be literally described as defecating orally.
nathan: “dude, i totally got laid last night.”
alomgir: “shut the f-ck up!”
liam: “don’t worry about it. he’s just talking brown sound.”