brown torpedo
when you stand over a sleeping person and take a sh-t on their face.
that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.
when you are about to take a sh-t are are just about to release your load and you have a m-ssive sneeze..this then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. this will usually cause large splashes and get your b-m wet.
when you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo
what comes out of your p-n-s after you have -n-l s-x with a female.
everytime he pee’s after having -n-l s-x with me, he never flushes and there’s always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
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