brown touch
aka “p–p touch”
a condition similar to the fabled king midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. in this case, that something happens to be sh-t.
ex. “i just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down.”
“man you’ve got the brown touch.”
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