brownbottoms
1. n. a fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who f-cks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own -ss. since he has no friends, the -ss is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.
2. n. the soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.
3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one’s -ss without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.
that virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.
don’t go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.
ewww, don’t touch that instrument–i think some one brownbottomsed it!
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